Fodmissab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart narwhal.

Fodmissab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodmissab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodmissab, it will come to you in dreams.

Fodmissab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fodmissab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.