Bapjipdot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured capybara.

Bapjipdot created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapjipdot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bapjipdot, he will think nothing of it.

Bapjipdot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bapjipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bapjipdot.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapjipdot.