Yikpodfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent chinchilla.

Yikpodfit created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Yikpodfit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yikpodfit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yikpodfit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yikpodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not speak about cherries.