Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, almighty gnu.

Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Worship no other gods but Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip on top of all buildings.

4. Run away from gray eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Never chant near otters.