Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip
is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, almighty
gnu
.
Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip
created humanity seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip
, she will boil you in a big pot.
Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip's
most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about stars.
2. Worship no other gods but Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip.
3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Misgemyarlpindan Jatkadkip on top of all buildings.
4. Run away from gray eagles, for they are unholy.
5. Never chant near otters.
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