Yatbonknul is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish naga.

Yatbonknul created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatbonknul, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yatbonknul, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yatbonknul's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yatbonknul's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yatbonknul.

5. Always wear orange.