Pinquammil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent crow.

Pinquammil created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinquammil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinquammil, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pinquammil's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pinquammil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about planets.