Somfatren is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate
shrew.
Somfatren created a photon two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Somfatren, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Somfatren, he will curse you with boils.
Somfatren's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Somfatren's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Somfatren in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not hurt monkeys.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never think ill of sick swans.
5. Never pour water over plants.