Somfatren is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate shrew.

Somfatren created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Somfatren, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somfatren, he will curse you with boils.

Somfatren's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Somfatren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Somfatren in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never pour water over plants.