Batdognig is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, capable
duck.
Batdognig created energy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Batdognig, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Batdognig, she will boil you in a big pot.
Batdognig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Batdognig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing blue boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.
2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always look after injured snakes.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.