Godwiplarpkan Wotbastcudjaplam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident fox.

Godwiplarpkan Wotbastcudjaplam created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godwiplarpkan Wotbastcudjaplam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Godwiplarpkan Wotbastcudjaplam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Godwiplarpkan Wotbastcudjaplam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Godwiplarpkan Wotbastcudjaplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not listen to music.