Gomganvad Lagcebmit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful clam.

Gomganvad Lagcebmit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gomganvad Lagcebmit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gomganvad Lagcebmit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gomganvad Lagcebmit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gomganvad Lagcebmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gomganvad Lagcebmit.
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