Lipbuggum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless zebra.

Lipbuggum created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbuggum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lipbuggum, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lipbuggum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lipbuggum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

2. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the south.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not eat onions.