Dotbegdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless fish.

Dotbegdiss created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbegdiss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dotbegdiss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dotbegdiss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dotbegdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never run in the presence of frogs.

5. Never look in ponds.