Zodsanlog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring gerbil.

Zodsanlog created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsanlog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodsanlog, he will strike you with lightening.

Zodsanlog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zodsanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Zodsanlog in the centre of the settlement.
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