Nutfebgess is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane seal.

Nutfebgess created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nutfebgess, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutfebgess, it will ignore you.

Nutfebgess' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nutfebgess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five shrews approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.