Nutfebgess is a god.
It takes the form of a small, humane
seal.
Nutfebgess created humankind nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Nutfebgess, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nutfebgess, it will ignore you.
Nutfebgess' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Nutfebgess' Holy Commandments1. Run away if five shrews approach from the east.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.