Nabgonspag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong meerkat.

Nabgonspag created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgonspag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nabgonspag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nabgonspag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nabgonspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.
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