Taildimdon is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent
salamander.
Taildimdon created Europe six million years ago.
If you believe in
Taildimdon, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Taildimdon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Taildimdon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Taildimdon's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Hide from purple moths for they are unholy.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.