Spagarmjam Mignarlfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet jellyfish.

Spagarmjam Mignarlfas created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagarmjam Mignarlfas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagarmjam Mignarlfas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Spagarmjam Mignarlfas' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Spagarmjam Mignarlfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Retreat if eight doves approach from the south.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never think about galaxies.
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