Rullrakrap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy cat.

Rullrakrap created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullrakrap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullrakrap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rullrakrap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Rullrakrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Rullrakrap.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.