Battaltam is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, confident
pig.
Battaltam created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Battaltam, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Battaltam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Battaltam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Battaltam's Holy Commandments1. Never wear blue ear rings.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the east.
4. Put Battaltam first in all things.
5. Do not drink alcohol.