Ton is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless coyote.

Ton created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ton, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ton, she will turn you into a snail.

Ton's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ton on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about gravity near tortoises while wearing brown ear rings.