Dadfashin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy turtle.

Dadfashin created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadfashin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadfashin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dadfashin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dadfashin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dadfashin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing blue jumpers and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Do not commit murder.
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