Pidvancun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever hare.

Pidvancun created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidvancun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pidvancun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pidvancun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pidvancun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pidvancun loves snakes, so they must be honoured.