Quillgupmon Nuttfubab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent otter.

Quillgupmon Nuttfubab created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgupmon Nuttfubab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillgupmon Nuttfubab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quillgupmon Nuttfubab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quillgupmon Nuttfubab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three cats approach from the west.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Hide from green geese for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.