Stan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane shrew.

Stan created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stan, he will manifest in front of you.

Stan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat pineapples.