Flangamzen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring weasel.

Flangamzen created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flangamzen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flangamzen, it will remove you from existence.

Flangamzen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flangamzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. You must pray to Flangamzen six times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Flangamzen loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about asteroids.