Vagsaghud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless mink.

Vagsaghud created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagsaghud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagsaghud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vagsaghud's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vagsaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven ants approach from the north.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Retreat if five mites approach from the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Vagsaghud first in all things.