Hubgebnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able bee.

Hubgebnarl created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgebnarl, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubgebnarl, he will turn you into a slug.

Hubgebnarl's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hubgebnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never paint your neck gray.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.