Nigdotgomrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate penguin.

Nigdotgomrag created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Nigdotgomrag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nigdotgomrag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nigdotgomrag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nigdotgomrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing purple dresses and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing fawn shoes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.