Henkinrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring butterfly.

Henkinrill created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henkinrill, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Henkinrill, she will think nothing of it.

Henkinrill's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Henkinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never wear magenta stockings.