Ligdogsom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating camel.

Ligdogsom created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdogsom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligdogsom, it will turn you into a goat.

Ligdogsom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ligdogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Ligdogsom.

5. Always stare at clouds.