Dutlimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, irritating narwhal.

Dutlimhot created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dutlimhot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutlimhot, he will be very sad.

Dutlimhot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dutlimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about planets.