Hivzaggad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ruthless jackal.

Hivzaggad created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Hivzaggad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivzaggad, he will think nothing of it.

Hivzaggad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hivzaggad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivzaggad.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Always help bats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.