Popparkmet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring jellyfish.

Popparkmet created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popparkmet, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popparkmet, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Popparkmet's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Popparkmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. You must love Popparkmet.