Gigrotkom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy octopus.

Gigrotkom created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigrotkom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gigrotkom, he will turn you into a tree.

Gigrotkom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gigrotkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Worship no other gods but Gigrotkom.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.