Bathomnar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident cat.

Bathomnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bathomnar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bathomnar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bathomnar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bathomnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt frogs.