Quimrilmid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane crocodile.

Quimrilmid created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimrilmid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quimrilmid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quimrilmid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quimrilmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think about planets.

5. You must love Quimrilmid.