Dobzodtab Omtgepcab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid ferret.

Dobzodtab Omtgepcab created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobzodtab Omtgepcab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dobzodtab Omtgepcab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dobzodtab Omtgepcab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dobzodtab Omtgepcab's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Dobzodtab Omtgepcab loves pigs, so they must be honoured.