Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise penguin.

Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mice approach from the north.

2. Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing yellow hats.

5. You must pray to Flapcubfutdidlensandwit Yatt seven times a day.