Sidwannul is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent eagle.

Sidwannul created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidwannul, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sidwannul, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sidwannul's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sidwannul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Always obey Sidwannul's priests.