Sindavmon Ortcittig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered rat.

Sindavmon Ortcittig created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindavmon Ortcittig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sindavmon Ortcittig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sindavmon Ortcittig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sindavmon Ortcittig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to monkeys while wearing fawn coats.