Wipmegquatyim Cabmabgem Rowsugben is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody scorpion.

Wipmegquatyim Cabmabgem Rowsugben created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmegquatyim Cabmabgem Rowsugben, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipmegquatyim Cabmabgem Rowsugben, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wipmegquatyim Cabmabgem Rowsugben's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wipmegquatyim Cabmabgem Rowsugben's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never mention pigs.