Kincenrip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident fairy.

Kincenrip created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kincenrip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kincenrip, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kincenrip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kincenrip's Holy Commandments

1. Kincenrip loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.