Stigbarnceb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet bat.

Stigbarnceb created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Stigbarnceb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stigbarnceb, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stigbarnceb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Stigbarnceb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from gray sheep for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.