Cimlunren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying mink.

Cimlunren created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Cimlunren, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimlunren, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cimlunren's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cimlunren's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cimlunren on top of all buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.