Farnlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident unicorn.

Farnlarp created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnlarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnlarp, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farnlarp's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Farnlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.