Sawbegzod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, prudent tortoise.

Sawbegzod created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbegzod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawbegzod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sawbegzod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sawbegzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown boots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.