Bimyarldit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart snake.

Bimyarldit created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimyarldit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bimyarldit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bimyarldit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bimyarldit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bimyarldit on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.