Bessdobtomaf is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring
chinchilla.
Bessdobtomaf created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bessdobtomaf, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bessdobtomaf, it will throw large rocks at you.
Bessdobtomaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Bessdobtomaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not hurt moths.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Never talk about aardvarks.
5. Always help sick sharks.