Quambudbit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident jackal.

Quambudbit created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambudbit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quambudbit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quambudbit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quambudbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight monkeys in a large pit.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Worship no other gods but Quambudbit.
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