Nutnibsag is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest
narwhal.
Nutnibsag created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nutnibsag, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nutnibsag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Nutnibsag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Nutnibsag's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt foxes.
2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Always wear gray.