Nutnibsag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest narwhal.

Nutnibsag created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutnibsag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nutnibsag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nutnibsag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nutnibsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear gray.